You can email DF by sending a message to

darren*darrenfrancisDOTorgDOTuk

replacing the * with a @ and replacing the DOT with a .

We're offering this in such format and not as hyperlink because we're bored with spam offering porn and cheap software and drugs and penis extensions.  If DF wanted any of these things, rogue emails would not be the first avenue to pursue.

Other than that, feel free to send us a message.  Though no weirdos, please; that's our caveat.  DF has enough strange attractors as it is. 

If you have a myspace you can friend DF here.

Thanks to everybody who has written in to say nice things, and apologies to those amongst you who aren't replied to.  It isn't that we don't mean to.  It's time, time, time.  Eris bless you all.

All text on this site copyright © Darren Francis. 

All book covers and website logos are copyright to their respective owners, indicated at the point they appear.

The DF photos on this page were taken in April 2007 by Clai Philpott.

All pastel drawings are by Darren Francis. See more of DF's artwork at his Deviant Art page. 

DF extends love and thanks to the following most excellent chapesses and chaps, for their assistance and advice with this site or with its contents, in particular though not exclusively: 

EditRed community, Su Francis, Vivien Francis, Jamie Golton, Stephen Grasso, Simon Lewis, Gillian Moore, Jason Oliver, Tony Stuart, Justin Woodman. 

DF especially thanks Clai Philpott, for assistance in mucking out the madness.

Right.  Who's round is it?